Sparkly unicorns poop fruity pebbles and candy corn.

[Slackergrrl]

I believe this to be true.

[Blaze]

Here's a candy unicorn...

[Kruger]

And if you're lucky and hit one with your mini van and fill your freezer ('cause there isn't a unicorn season yet), it tastes like
chicken with a hint of marshmallow...

[Blaze]

Or better yet...

[Kruger]

I'll save you the trouble...

[Blaze]

Dragons =/= Dinosaurs

[Kruger]

But they're close to Alligators, and those taste like chicken...

[Blaze]

But what if you've never tasted chicken...?

[Kruger]

Then just assume that you already know what it tastes like anyway...

[Blaze]

Animals always trying to get out of being eaten...

[Kruger]

That's one fast food chain's entire marketing plan...