Tymeg

I believe this to be true.

Here's a candy unicorn...

And if you're lucky and hit one with your mini van and fill your freezer ('cause there isn't a unicorn season yet), it tastes like
chicken with a hint of marshmallow...

Or better yet...

I'll save you the trouble...

Dragons =/= Dinosaurs

But they're close to Alligators, and those taste like chicken...

But what if you've never tasted chicken...?

Then just assume that you already know what it tastes like anyway...

Animals always trying to get out of being eaten...

That's one fast food chain's entire marketing plan...