Uncle DT's Random Image Thread

[Blaze]

I think this box might be just a little bit smarter...

[Kruger]

I've always thought about getting a Damascus steel knife....

[Blaze]

Hassan chop! I always thought about getting a clean shave...

[Kruger]

No one does anymore. I tried finding someone to do that for me when I got married in Charleston...

[Blaze]

No one does this any more either...

[Kruger]

Sure they do, they just deliver them to Quebec and build hotels out of them...

[Blaze]

Delivering ice to Quebec would be like delivering sand to the Sahara...

[Kruger]

The Sahara still does need more sand...

[Blaze]

At least enough to bury them up their necks...

[Kruger]

Yeah, like *that's* going to do anything....

[Blaze]

Well then... nyeah!

[Kruger]

piss off, eh...

[Blaze]

Take off, eh...

[Kruger]

New theory, the sun is not at the center. There are actually a few things at the center, like Looney Tunes, beer, and Bob and Doug...

[Blaze]

This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace - if you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would have been pushing up the daisies! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!

[center]THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!
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