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Kruger · 07-30-2013, 01:32 PM

Still not awesome enough.

**Blaze** · 07-30-2013, 09:55 PM

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants...

Kruger · 07-31-2013, 01:29 PM

Chuck Norris is Superman's hero.

**Blaze** · 08-01-2013, 02:17 AM

At 3 feet away from the bed, I make the jump up onto it...

Kruger · 08-01-2013, 12:53 PM

I thought it was jumping from one bed to another....

**Blaze** · 08-01-2013, 08:55 PM

It was because of this...

Kruger · 08-02-2013, 01:41 PM

Good thing it was just the floor....

**Blaze** · 08-19-2013, 09:11 PM

(whoa... it's been a while) C'mon, fireballs spurting up, rotating and lava to jump over...

Kruger · 08-23-2013, 06:41 PM

Better than dealing with alligators and scorpions...

**Blaze** · 08-23-2013, 10:02 PM

Pitfall Harry FTW! I think he was the predecessor to Jumpman...

Kruger · 08-26-2013, 05:42 PM

Yup, Harry is a year older than Jumpman, but according to the creator of Jumpman, D.K. was the inspiration...

**Blaze** · 08-27-2013, 11:47 PM

I don't remember there being cheerleaders...

Kruger · 08-28-2013, 03:39 PM

Anything is possible when Hollywood gets involved....

**Blaze** · 08-28-2013, 09:11 PM

Yup... especially things that explode that have no business exploding...

Kruger · 08-29-2013, 04:36 PM

I always loved the sound of screeching tires on a dirt road....