10-22-2026, 11:06 PM
The monkeys: We built the UI. Give us our bananas.
The project manager: You just flung poo all over the monitors. No bananas.
The monkeys: <proceed to tear the project manager's face and limbs off>
Hmm... Now that you mention it, I might be inclined to support the monkeys. I mean, it's enshittification with a bonus...
The project manager: You just flung poo all over the monitors. No bananas.
The monkeys: <proceed to tear the project manager's face and limbs off>
Hmm... Now that you mention it, I might be inclined to support the monkeys. I mean, it's enshittification with a bonus...

