Uncle DT's Random Image Thread

[Kruger]

I fly along the avenue...
I never thought I'd poop on a girl like you-oo-ooo...
like you-oo-ooo...

[Blaze]

That was great. Now this gull has shit on its last person...

[Kruger]

I don't get too many seagulls here.  So the assholes of the bird kingdom award has to go to these guys...

[Blaze]

In my neck of the woods, I don't think I've seen a seagull or a starling, but we've got these little fuckers...

[Kruger]

The other assholes up there are these guys...

[Blaze]

Yup. And their dickhole friends...

[Kruger]

Aww what's wrong with chipmunks (except for that brat, Alvin)?

[Blaze]

Yeah, everything's cute until they undermine your stuff. I'm just being proactive so it doesn't get to that point...

[Kruger]

So kinda like these fat bastards...

[Blaze]

I never knew why they were called whistle pigs until I had one in my trap...

[Kruger]

That, I would like to try....

But as for the whistlepig, until you told me the stories, I always thought they got the name because you could get them to stand up by whistling...

[Blaze]

And then there's the wolf whistle...

[Kruger]

Didja know that for $49.99, you, yes you, can have your very own Original Hollywood Wolf Whistle for your car...

[Blaze]

I'd get that for my motorcycle. 100 bucks says that when electric cars become more popular, they'll make a feature where when the batteries die, you can hand crank charge them...

[Kruger]

Either that hand crank, or just cover the entire roof, hood and trunk with solar panels.  Too bad those panels wont work on days like yesterday...

(I took the day off and went to Columbia, SC)