Uncle DT's Random Image Thread

[Blaze]

It was just a simple plastic plate. Not decorative at all. But my point still stands that I can order the two outlets and a switch that are by orders of magnitude much more difficult to assemble, produce and have more raw materials than a basic plastic plate for less than half the price...

(I know the answer is greed because I can get all those items from WinSupply for $3.50)

[Kruger]

Oh, see.  You're looking for plastic when a paper plate is an option...

[Blaze]

Ah, you're right. Paper is a good medium. I've been using cardboard as my go to for prototyping designs...

[Kruger]

Paper may be a good medium until it gets wet.  Then it kinda falls under the soft category.  It's still a stretch that paper beats rock...

[Blaze]

I'm trying to figure out why they made paper beat water in this version...

[Kruger]

It's probably the same folks that came up with common core math...

[Blaze]

I thought your image was satire and I was wrong. Take this one, why can they add 60+11 without having to go through the same bullshit as adding 48+23? It's simple addition but with extra steps...

[Kruger]

60+11 works when it's a boy doing the math and he doesn't have to remove his shoes...

[Blaze]

I've always heard we can count to 11, but how come women don't say they can count to 12...?

[Kruger]

Because no matter how old we are, boys will always be boys and that shit is just funny...

[Blaze]

Penis jokes will never not be funny. Whenever the following appears on any show we're watching, it's always the same "well, that's no one in this room..."

[Kruger]

Fart jokes are a lot like penis jokes, they're all high brow entertainment that sadly, a lot of people just don't get, or don't think they are funny...

[Blaze]

Some people are just a bunch of fuddy-duddy types. So I've never used this stuff, but I heard it smells like ass...

[Kruger]

I thought the Cap'n had some at one point.  Maybe it was at a Depot picnic, but I really thought it was at one of his parties.  Either that or my memory is really failing me...

[Blaze]

There was some fart spray at one of the parties. I'm pretty sure Rob dropped the bottle and it broke, spilling it all over the floor. Don't remember the smell because I was probably too plastered to notice but I think others did (memory being what it is now)...