05-08-2021, 03:27 PM
I don't think they're northern rednecks because their lawns aren't winning them any prizes. I'm pretty sure they hate their families. One neighbor mowed his lawn Thursday at 6pm (you know, quality dinner time with the family) and then again this Saturday morning. Just about 1 1/2 days later. And what other reason would you have for mowing the same strip of lawn 10 times? Or the other neighbor who mowed his lawn Friday all morning long. And then back out again today (Saturday) to do it all over again? Or the idiot out there right now with the chainsaw who just seems like he's walking around the yard revving the engine and not actually cutting anything? No, these people are seriously deranged. I shouldn't be forced woken up by this and I shouldn't have to start the day with my first words being "mother fuckers"...