12-22-2020, 03:45 AM
I was lucky that I started a lot of shit but always knew when to bail before getting in trouble. My favorite is the food fight I started in 6th grade. No one knew it was me that started it and after it really escalated out of control I quietly ducked out to the lavatory to clean up. When I got back, the VP was in the doorway screaming. When he turned to me, he just told me not to enter and I could spend recess in the library while everyone else was stuck in the cafeteria cleaning it up.
(boot to the head - that made me laugh more than it should have)
(boot to the head - that made me laugh more than it should have)